Because every good haunt deserves a name.
 
Introducing Floyd’s Funeral Parlor — or your name of choice. This oversized, vintage-style funeral sign delivers a bold and beautifully bleak presence, inspired by early 20th-century mortuary signage. From its arched scrollwork edges to the elegantly aged cream finish, this piece strikes the perfect balance between unsettling and sophisticated.
 
Designed for Halloween displays, gothic decor collectors, theatrical sets, or those with a perfectly dark sense of humor, this 48"x30" hardboard sign makes a commanding statement. Professionally printed and distressed entirely in-house, each sign is made to look like it's been hanging outside a long-forgotten parlor for decades or buried underground — worn edges, not so subtle staining, and maybe even some scratches from something trying to claw it's way back out.
 
Customize with any name or family title you'd like. Floyd's, Smith & Sons, Elm Street Chapel — we'll make your funeral official.